My uncle owned a German-car specialist body shop in Atlanta, and my dad and I would drive down fairly often (from Cincinnati) so that my dad could work on his ‘73 Beetle at the shop. That Beetle was constantly being “restored,” and I don’t think my father, who designed and tested aircraft engines for a living, had…

With a seance?

Fewer than 500 left, not less than.

“53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.” “...97% of black women voted for a woman who doens’t look like them and doesn’t share their experience -but who was the competent one - over the incompetent buffoon they shared nothing with but race.”

“Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?”

“Also, as others have mentioned, you can’t account for MMA rules. My most effective means of ending a fight was just waiting for an opportunity to head-butt my opponent, whether I was on top or on bottom. That had a tendency to end the fight immediately, but can’t do that in MMA. Never mind nut shots and eye gouges…

In real street fights, the guy with the Glock wins.

Boo-hoo, baby needs a safe space!

This is like having Adolf Eichmann be in charge of ensuring that Jews prosper.

That was one of the best match cuts in cinematic history. I was grossed out, then strangely hungry.

It kinda reminds me of the He-Man sleeping bag I had as a child.

KD’s free-throw is kinda weird, too, and that works, but you’re right.

Reading is fundamental.

That’s because you aren’t a selfish piece of shit.

Hey, asshole, if you aren’t doing it for a living, you’re a “bench racer.”

“Protip: Its one of the most enjoyable parts of the driving experience.”

Ah, I suppose you are an example of the elusive “reluctant Trump voter,” then.

In other news about stupid things that won’t happen, you should grow up.

Dark City was a pretty great script (and pretty great movie).

“Strap some M60s to it and see what happens!”