What were you expecting, honestly?

Well, you’re an asshole.

No thanks. Mmmm, Portuguese eggs!

The safety and the canned cream bothered me, too. Glycerine soap and a boar hair brush is pretty standard.

You appear to have colorblindness.

The Fighter is bad? We’re through the looking glass, people!

I’m finally going to install the Stoptech Big Brake Kit for my GTI that has been sitting in my basement for ages. No more excuses about “not having a good place to work on my car.”

Me too.

The F40 did 11.5-11.8s in the quarter. The Grand National was, what, 14?

You realize that’s Marlon Brando, right?