“Above all, I give God the Glory”

If Barb was truly a style muse for Gucci, they’d take it a step further and make clothes for women larger than a size 12. Like Barb.

Me too. But I’ll have to settle for buying it off the shelf.

It’s better than most, since it’s usually just a rum & coke with a lime wedge garnish. And I will admit that I have become a bit spoiled with my usage of clarified lime juice, which provides a much more concentrated flavor than you can get from other juice or even muddling.

Yeah, you’d think it was popular culture or something.

One tap could just be mistaken for a random noise within the vehicle, two taps implies that it’s an intentional, manmade signal.

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

does Howard Stark only hire thin women?

Guys, literally HOUSE HUNTERS.

Shows should NEVER be graded on a curve, but on standard criteria on what makes a good show. What you are suggesting is if you scored an 96 on one exam for an A, then the next exam you scored a 91, and the professor says that’s not your best, and gives you a B.

This seemed like a solid B+ episode to me, but only because the previous one was an A on almost every curve imaginable.

“Jesus Christ, Rick, what are you, a boulder? A rock-person?”

Ah, but he would also have been driving on the other side of the road, which means he would have likely missed the pole entirely due to the different trajectory. ;)

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Hot take, also the right take: Solaris did not deserve an F.

It’ll be Brie Larson’s turn to get this nonsense around 2019 by my estimations

“It would be wrong to describe “Can’t Fight This Feeling” as “the Louis CK episode of One Mississippi.”

Oh, I would love to see that! I would pay money to see it! I will work on a song for the rest of this evening....

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”