It’s better than most, since it’s usually just a rum & coke with a lime wedge garnish. And I will admit that I have become a bit spoiled with my usage of clarified lime juice, which provides a much more concentrated flavor than you can get from other juice or even muddling.

Yeah, you’d think it was popular culture or something.

One tap could just be mistaken for a random noise within the vehicle, two taps implies that it’s an intentional, manmade signal.

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

Is it overreach when the government tells me I can’t enrich uranium on my own property?

Guys, literally HOUSE HUNTERS.

Shows should NEVER be graded on a curve, but on standard criteria on what makes a good show. What you are suggesting is if you scored an 96 on one exam for an A, then the next exam you scored a 91, and the professor says that’s not your best, and gives you a B.

This seemed like a solid B+ episode to me, but only because the previous one was an A on almost every curve imaginable.

“Jesus Christ, Rick, what are you, a boulder? A rock-person?”

Ah, but he would also have been driving on the other side of the road, which means he would have likely missed the pole entirely due to the different trajectory. ;)

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Hot take, also the right take: Solaris did not deserve an F.

It’ll be Brie Larson’s turn to get this nonsense around 2019 by my estimations

“It would be wrong to describe “Can’t Fight This Feeling” as “the Louis CK episode of One Mississippi.”

Oh, I would love to see that! I would pay money to see it! I will work on a song for the rest of this evening....

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

I’m guessing Jones has already thrown that notion for a loop.

Dismayed at the threat encroaching adolescence poses to their meal ticket, Netflix is now preparing to administer the Webster serum to its young stars.

Nah, the Arcade Fire guy doesn’t sing like he’s on a morphine drip.

Small quibble — the Buckets weren’t American. Charlie bought his Wonka bar because he found 50 pence in the snow (children’s librarian here).