‘Didn’t a bunch of nerds put this together? What is wrong with them?’

Trust me go for Boston Legal over Ally’s neurosis.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘problme once, shame on...shame on you. Problme— you can’t get probled again.’”

...because said black man was too busy with another job. Is this really worth the outrage?

Well, once he Mary Sues it into being on the Iron Throne, I rather imagine he’ll be just fine.

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

Yes, I am also gravely concerned about Best Buy’s overhead costs. My head and heart hurts for corporate America!

If McGregor’s respectable showing in this fight means that punches thrown in MMA fights will evolve beyond a bunch of shitty haymakers (along with the occasional spinning backfist), then it’ll be a net positive.

I really think shooting himself in the head would play better to the 18-35 demographic

He sounds a lot closer to Henson than the last guy, IMHO.

Better idea:

“One of the better places to work”

You’re in luck:

Hey Rick, are you familiar with Ben Wa technology?

I hate every Aeg I see, from Aegon-a to Aegon-z. But you’ll never make a bastard out of me.

Well played.

I didn’t see it, but reading reactions on Twitter, I couldn’t tell whether McGregor was actually doing well or if people just weren’t used to the Mayweather method. The ESPN round-by-round was something like “McGregor’s punches are ugly and have no power, but they’re landing, so ... round to McGregor, I guess.”

The Confederacy is the BAD guys, no matter who you’re playing. Even as the other humans you’re against them. They have bad southern accents and everything.