Kylo Ren, ladies and gentleman.

Appealing to “kids dumb enough to be in a church youth group” isn’t exactly gold star award material for marketers.

Is drinking and buying okay?

The Conversation was an excellent movie.

People are babies until their mid-30s, typically.

I have a calibrated Samsung PN60F5300 so no, I’m not watching TV all wrong. I’ll be rocking this until larger OLEDs come down in price a fair bit.

I don’t know what is shittier: not having hands or feet, or the fucking names. “Jaxton?” Jesus.

We have seen them sing ad jingles (The Night King sang the Chicken Tonight jingle in the Hardhome episode, if you remember), so they can probably talk

“Which is the problme;”

When has The AV Club ever NOT been out-scooped by Yahoo, or even Kellogg’s, for that matter.

You’d think a tall, thin, rich man like Paul Bettany could have a suit jacket tailored to fit properly.

Cacio e pepe with some homemade crostini, of late (“of late” meaning the last several years, and definitely during that period of time between my separation and divorce, before I realized that there were lots of women in the world who probably liked me more than my soon-to-be-ex-wife ever did). Easy to make, filling,…

“In fact, they’re legally prevented from it, if doing so would be contrary to their fiduciary duty to shareholders.”

Putting bread in the refrigerator is literally the worst way to store bread. Even worse than storing it in used motor oil, because the temp regime of a refrigerator causes the starch to recrystallize, which then makes your bread super shitty and stale. Freeze your bread, instead.

Trump’s base can’t even spell “Jew.”

Nomad is the real Good Steve.

Migrating migraines is my worst nightmare (I used to get regular migraines, not migrating ones, until I found a prophylactic medication that worked for me).

Well, once he Mary Sues it into being on the Iron Throne, I rather imagine he’ll be just fine.

What a baby.

Of the Quiz Show Van Dorens? Oh, wrong vowel.