Indeed; fake butts are very bouncy.

It will be novel for the Trumpster (that is my clever combination of “Trump” and “Dumpster”) once he learns to read.

I’m fairly certain I know what happened. I had a burner account, and I hit that claim account button without reading all the instructions. I worked in IT for years, so I broke my number one rule. I also worked in IT for years, so I know that the most common errors should have contingencies planned for.

I’d really like to comment on this, as Six Feet Under is my favorite show. Six Feet Under got me through my father’s suicide. However, my comment transition didn’t work, so I’m a grey ghost (and not the cool Batman TAS Grey Ghost), so I can’t.

My open letter to Univision:

Everything on this list was garbage, just like the Kinja “transition.” Wait, I’m still a ghost? FUCK.

No, it’s awful. Kinja is worse than Hitler. Especially since claiming my account doesn’t work, so I’m a ghost. At least I’m the ghost with the most.

Yay, my transition seems to have failed, and my message to tech support has gone unanswered!

I’ve never seen such a bad IT transition, and I used to have to put on a space suit and deal with computers in a BLS4 lab.