He's . . . really not though.

Incidentally, Politico just ran a very interesting article on Dukes of Hazard.

. . . but it is for vanity

I've met you and I can confirm that yes, your beard is indeed fantastic. Approaching Nick Offerman territory.

I've been trying to do the exact same thing, and I'm nearly at the end of my rope. I've cut out alcohol entirely, don't eat carbs, gotten down to about 1500 calories a day, and religiously exercised about 3 to 4 hours a day (biking and body circuits), seven days a week. And guess what? In two and a half months,…

I think you're vastly overestimate your confidence in people even remotely holding Trump accountable, but I'll admit that I envy your somehow still surviving faith in the political process.

Well, I was more into Jake Sisko, whom I merely shipped with Nog.

No, because let's be honest, Welsey Crusher fucks up everything, so I don't want him anywhere near whips.

Okay, look. I was ten or eleven. Don't. Judge. Me.

"But she's a dooooctoor" - all twelve Jill Stein supporters in the country.

Did the wife do a shitty job with the eyeholes?

Yeah I can attest to that personally, and boy does it kill the mood.

They sure will! A tax break, that is.

I think you underestimate the intellectual complacency that comes with being a privileged, rich, stupid white male. We fall into the trap of assuming most people have basic intellectual literacy, but outside the liberal (and scholarly conservative) bubble people really are this ignorant. Trust me, I've had…

Right. The half that don't just straight-up believe.

A VPN!

I'm not gonna lie. In my tweens I experienced all kinds of Star Trek related sexual awakenings. And yes, the Klingons were involved in many of them. Particularly Alexander. Also, Wesley Crusher, Jake Sisko and Nog.

Wait there are other kinds of Klingons?

My favorite was when someone I spoke to actually called the Federal Reserve neoliberal. It was like, yes, our centralized government monopolized fractional reserve system created by Franklin Delano motherfucking Roosevelt is all about that privatization.

The political discourse of this past year has taught me that anything is neoliberal if you just repetitively scream the word loud enough.