I mean, unless they're white people, in which case their freedoms (to host televisions shows or say the n-word) can never be infringed upon ever.

Or my favorites are the British people who think that it's all America's fault that the Middle East hates them. It's like, y'all realize you have a history there that goes a little bit past Iraq, right?

That's disgusting.

I routinely get harangued by conservatives who have seen through my family's deep cover of not actually being Muslims. It threw them for a loop, but after a while, they deviously figured out that we are indeed still brown, and therefore obviously terrorists.

I want him to Kurtz this motherfucker.

No, because someone still hasn't tried to suggest that we just, like, stop fighting wars, you know?

Both things that are native to Wisconsin.

No. Please do call him Shirley.

So if you're a Latin nerd, maybe you can help me out. How do you translate Life is short, knowledge is eternal? I'm thinking Vita Brevis, Scientia aeterna but I'm no expert.

Now, in fairness, a Harvard education comes with a smug sense of superiority, so . . . oh, wait - exactly like a Harvard education.

In fairness, I can see how everyone might start commenting on a post like this and end up blowing it out of proportion. I'll admit that it seems like a weird thing to focus on, but I also think I can see where you're coming from.

I mean, okay. Like, I've definitely read articles that spell the entire word out, and there really isn't an issue with that. As with all things, it's a matter of context, and you could argue that when you're addressing how it's used as a slur, that's the most accurate and honest way to engage. But it's also a…

Oh, hon. You think there's going to be an end of the year.

In all fairness, though . . . The A.V. Club

I mean, I'm not going to lose my shit if a news article uses the n-word (spelled out) in context. But personally I wouldn't want to write it out. And it seems sort of weird to crusade on behalf of it getting written out. That seems needlessly contrarian.

DON'T EVEN FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT.

Now now now, don't be unfair. Some Breitbarters are willing to induct East Asians into honorary white supremacy status (as long as they're a rung lower between the real white people, of course). I mean, where else are they going to get their waifus?

Series of Unfortunate Events. They even change it between the first and second halves of the episode.

Yeah, it just make you literally the only UKIP member in Glasgow.

Yeah, as someone with ADHD, that episode pissed me off beyond belief. I mean, has Fey ever actually spent time with an ADHD person on meds? She's trying to criticize the side effects of this medication, which is a whole thing in and of itself, but it's not even worth having that debate because she doesn't even know…