Yeah, if Trump goes down, they're probably going to have to pull an Agnew/Ford with Pence. Still, I shudder to imagine what bozo they'll replace him with. Probably Palin.

Best Case Scenario: a mysterious time skip bring us to 2018, the Democrats win the house, a freak quantum anomaly causes Kamala Harris from a dimension where she's a Congresswoman and not a Senator to become speaker, both Trump and Pence get sacked.

You'll have to get in line behind me.

Only their lungs.

Yeah, I had to reach out to the campus socialists on behalf of the Democratic Party, and for my trouble I got an earful about American imperialism and white privilege.

Yeah, sorry, I got tripped up by the bold on not.

I think that while the alt-right may be the most sensationalist of the far right, they're certainly not the meat and potatoes of the movement. By vote breakdown, Trump tended to be supported by older and whiter voters, whereas millennials are currently the most liberal and diverse generation alive today. I blame the…

There was his Supreme Court appointment, but then again, I had expected a whole lot worse than just that.

Wait, does this actually taste good? Because it sounds like it could be magnificent or horrific (but nothing in between).

Oh, I see. When I first read it, I thought he was saying that having Obama speak would be the cherry on the turd sundae.

Yeah, based on most polling, the majority of Trump's base is actually pretty well-to-do. Honestly, in my family, all the people who are genuinely falling on hard times were hard-core Clinton supporters. All the Trump supporters were well-off people who live in suburbs and send me chain emails about terrorists and tho…

No, as long as he implied that coal miner might be black (if they could find one), then his base would cheer.

Nope, that was from the make-up sex. Jeff is into some weird role-play.

Okay, but one of them (Grant) really did try to achieve those ideals and was just railroaded by the South. Another (Nixon) was impeached and resigned in disgrace after a decent number of people from his own party crossed over to protect those ideals. And the other two . . . well, okay, it's not like the United…

Wait, what would be wrong with Obama speaking at HBCU commencements? I totally get how having a white politician who wants to take away HBCU funding speaking before an essentially "captive" audience brings really awkward power dynamics into play. But having the first black President of the United States address an…

A lot of people failed to vote in November. And I'd point out that I've not only voted in every election since I turned 18, but I've also been canvassing for the Democrats since I was 9 years old (yes, literally).

. . . technically, I'm a cyborg!

As a millennial, I feel obliged to point out that if the election was up to us, we would be winning.

. . . oh, right.

Right now, Poirot is crying tears of gratitude because someone remembered he isn't French.