Has anyone tried suggesting to Trump offhand that they give better BJs? If you did it subtly enough, I bet you could get him to say that.

I mean, I'm 23 years old, and I've always been uncomfortable about my appearance, even when I was in good shape. About two years ago, my spine started having some serious problems, and I lost the ability to walk. Needless to say I've put a lot of weight because of that (though I'm trying to lose it now). Anyway,…

I just went down to Texas for a conference. Literally the first day I was there, I walked into a used book store and got treated to a lengthy lecture on how great the Confederacy was. Which included the comment, 'I don't see nothing wrong with what the KKK did, but if I said that in front of a black person, they'd…

I mean, I should imagine that he's married to another gay man. I expect that a straight man would have some strong feelings on the matter.

Isn't his plan to destroy America kind of centered around things not going smoothly? I see no evidence to suggest that he's especially invested in repealing Obamacare or Tax Reform. The dysfunction seems more like a collapse of the mainstream Republican interest groups within the White House staff. Trump's blunders…

As an anthropologist, that's not really true. I mean, human cognitive development probably benefited from a high-protein omnivorous diet, but we're not exactly talking Texas brisket here. More along the lines of nuts, insects and small animals. Plus our early diet probably tipped more towards the vegetarian side…

Have you been to A&J's or Shanghai Taste in Rockville? They're both excellent. Shanghai Taste is a mix of authentic and Americanized, but A&J's is just straight up Chinese - Chinese food.

There's nothing to apologize for! Sorry if I gave you all that information when it wasn't necessary. I misunderstood your original comment.

Were the brain slugs on Rick & Morty?

I realize that saying this is a risky proposition on the A.V. Club, but I like how they did it in Rogue One.

No. No, that's not who made waffles.

. . . Jynx?

GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!

But still. I mean, worse than a dimension of pure dookie?

I was wondering what that turkey was doing there.

It might work as a subtle background gag in the line of the Gravity Falls references.

Speaking of which, the whole joke there was that there was nothing scary about it, right? I just want to make sure that there wasn't a really obvious joke that my hormone addled adolescent brain wasn't getting.

They had nearly exhausted their strategic Nightmare Before Christmas reserves.

I saw a squirrel!

That and even in the prime universe, they've redesigned the Klingons at least three times.