Oh, yeah. It's just idiotic.

I learned coding the old-school way. Actually, the guy who originally taught me to program wouldn't let me use an actual computer until after about a year of teaching. He insisted that I learn theoretical computer science first. Stuff like the halting problem and compiler theory. Really crazy guy, but it made be…

Not to mention that in the last eight years, the Democratic Party has become overtly pro-diversity and pro-multiculturalism with a black President at the helm, whereas the Republicans have spiraled off into the murky swamps of racism and anti-globalism.

I don't really follow. What comes down to picking favorites?

I don't know. Honestly, speaking as a computer programmer, I've found that your average person over the age of 40 is usually technologically illiterate. That's not a universal rule, heck, I know one programmer in his 70s who literally helped build the original ARPANET. Us young punks couldn't hold a candle to his…

It really doesn't. You need a VPN or Tor client to block activity.

Okay, but Google maps requests routed through their own servers*. I mean, I guess you could argue that DNS resolution requests go through the ISP registries, but that's more of a utility than a service.

I don't know, Italy seems almost irrationally prudish.

VPN, bro.

Yeah, can someone explain what actually happened? Did they somehow reveal the date with the melting ice or something?

I don't know. I remember hearing that Clinton went to Weasleymen, and he seems to hate her.

Well, yeah. Trump being a timid little bitch kind of undermines their belief in the superiority of the white race. He's supposed to be a, what do they call it - alpha male.

Though ironically Churchill would probably have gotten along well with these folks. Still, I long for the days when our racist, borderline authoritarian conservatives were well spoken and believed in principles.

You know, I'm a computer programmer, so I spend hours each day typing really fast. I also rock climb and play viola. Long story short, my hands are insanely strong. Like, I basically have to make them go limp whenever I do a handshake, because even when I'm not trying to I always accidentally crush people's hands.

New plan. Ignore him and go talk to Obama. Make sure Trump can overhear you telling Obama how great he is.

That's a great observation.

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Well, technically only the legislative branch has any form of criminal or civil immunity, and that's only if court proceedings would prevent them from attending a session of Congress. So in theory, the President could have criminal charges brought against him or her.

Dude, quoting someone and then making snide, dismissive remarks is 99.95% of the content on this site.

Yeah, but dude, I'm a fourth generation American. All the characters in Bollywood movies are, well, legit Indian. It's not like I really have anything in common with them.