I’ve heard from his agent that he’s being replaced by Ray BLOODY Purchase.

I heard Lindell hid next to the internet and caught the packets in a pillowcase, but then the Chinese hacked it open and the packets escaped. God damnit.

Man Steve-O has been the voice of reason for a minute. Sure he’s still doing Jackass stunts but he’s really cleaned up his act. 

I look back on Willow more fondly than I do Top Gun, so don’t knock it.

Yep, they should’ve sent those sequels to the Carousel.

“It’s my take on Norse mythology,” said Snyder during the Geeked Week live stream. “It’s just going to be unlike anything you’ve seen.”

Guy Fieri, who has performed 100s of LGBT+ weddings, is the person you’re deciding to pretend is a homophobe? As always, go fuck yourself!

If he’s the mayor of Flavortown...does that make you the Treasurer of Bittertown?

He's not contributing to the *mission*. He's helping feed people. It happens that he does it by using them to distribute the food. I don't see any conflict here. Churches and ministries have community outreach capabilities that far exceed government or non-profit programs, especially in heavily religious areas. If…

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory. 

They’re not ignoring anything. You clearly haven’t attempted to think about what it would actually have been like. The world would have been a better place for the people still there after the Blip, once the initial emotional trauma was past, because you’d have basically had half as many people, but the same amount of…

An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

I’ve been stalking him and telling him he looks like a rotting mackerel but that seems to make him uncomfortable too. You can’t win with this guy!

Leggie Hammer?

They were originally just going to give him one Random Roles, but then he squirted a few and they let him go again.

When you smart him... it ruins it.

He’s always been awesome, and clearly deserves a second Random Roles. You know he’d NEVER give you the high hat...

(state unknown, but let’s just say Florida). Brilliant.

Give it to Ellen Page, a better actress, a better show host, a better lesbian, and just all-around a better Ellen