Did you ask him for gum, and he was trying to toss you the piece he was chewing?
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Also, you stopped linking to the articles. I'll just assume you're making stuff up now.
The dice in the mirror? You don't want to know what those are.
*snip*
NOT ANYMORE!
That all sounds awesome.
And yes, even at $10 for a dozen, that's a good deal. I went to the restaurant of that oyster vender 2 weeks ago. They sell there for $21/doz. Crazy markup, but it is right by the beach.
That would have required me having lucky charms.
Actually, my through process behind it was, while searching for something quick, I saw oats. I was going to make oatmeal, and figured why not make a corn oatmeal (i.e. polenta).
I usually tell people to "seize the carp." They usually don't reply. Too busy carping that diem, I guess.
Just start booing her, then call her the Queen of Slime, Filth, etc.
What if he told you that this doesn't happen for another 2 years?
One of my favorite quick NPR intro stories, as follows:
The guy sites his sources (or girl/her). I like it!
Discount steak! Was it at least inexpensive?
They get a bit unbearable after a while
a cat (I assume, as I've seen 2 in my yard) keeps using one of my raised beds as a litter box. It's getting annoying. It also trampled my purple basil.
If you haven't done this yet, a fun way to spend a morning at work is trying to figure out what you can endorse people for on LinkedIn. For example, you can do alcoholism, drunk driving, smelting, stormwater modeling, etc.
They do not yet have underwater welding or basketweaving.
Haha! Let's just assume he's the moron.
Enough about your sex life, though…
can you describe the spicy baked potatoes?
Is this guy also a skeleton? If not, does he mind the other skeletons you're constantly drinking with?