“Prize, wage, and support gaps exist between the genders at the elite level in almost every sport in the United States.”

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

Because I asked him politely.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

The Great White Nope

Oh God Damnit.

I have no opinion on the driving skills of former Dallas Cowboys head coach Jimmy Johnson. However, if you’re talking about six-time NASCAR champion—including 5 consecutive titles—Jimmie Johnson...well, that seems a bit absurd.

Well aren’t you a jackass.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

It’s almost as if we watched totally different episodes.

Clearly you miss the point of how a period of reflection, self examination and discipline, and abstinence can provide more clarity in thoughts and understanding of a greater power then self. Abstinence provides a little constant reminder which should be used to trigger the others. Regardless of your faith, this is not…

“You ... ’kay?!!!!!”

No. She’s still in Kentucky

“I admire his stamina”—Rick Pitino

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

Horses playing hockey, though, is a tremendous idea.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.