Maybe if the President hadn't just shot his mouth off about fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen, then the secret service wouldn't be on as high of alert.

That's something Gizmoduck would say, because he's just that humble.

You know what would not be hot? Giving me whiter skin.

Qui-Gon: There's always a bigger nerd.

It's extra silly because the actual meta-textual reason is that Tolkien was trying to simulate the wacky geographical understanding of Icelandic legends.

You share your Comcast email if you subscribe through them, but HBOs biggest move has beeen going around them with HBOgo and HBOnow.

Well, Guam is America, just not a state. If they're even close to telling the truth though they can hit Hawaii.

Netflix is a trendsetter. I know nothing about Hulu. HBO is also something of a leader in the market and they've said they are officially ok with sharing, although they still do the thing where it kicks people off when more than one use it at once. It's hard to imagine the other premium cable channels really…

For me it's music that guy I didn't like but I'd still smoke weed with listened to.

Yeah, 1995 was the year the VHS's with the faces on them came out. Those were what really introduced Star Wars to millennials.

The reason is that they aren't going to implement those features, they would have done so two and a half years ago if it didn't prohibitively conflict with everything they already have. Kinja is the sunk cost fallacy.

It's probably fixable, but the 4 years it has existed so far haven't borne that out.

Netflix explicitly allows multiple users. They charge extra for more than two at a time watching.

If I already have a Kinja account and don't want my previous comments to be merged over into Kinja, do I have to work my way out of the grays like a chump?

Geraldo Rivera looks like he tastes of death all of the time.

How else am I supposed to find out how poorly Chris Kattan is aging?

I can't recall how many times I've had to explain why the Flash wont be showing up in the Avengers. And there are certainly many of these Marvel characters even readers know little about. It may be at this point audiences at large have notices that there is a difference, but I can't imagine they could tell most…

All their crazy fan theories are about Hillary. Although they do write plenty about the impending magical, fictional weather phenomenon.

Guys like Rush Limbaugh are lucky they're going to die before they have to realize that Millennials get older too and he's actually talking about the next generation at this point.

I read that Dilbert comic too.