Or Egghead.

If you want proof that an interesting take isn't an inherently good thing just look at the newest Fantastic Four.

It'll be better than The Winds of Winter, which I found to be remarkably underwritten.

Supposedly not entirely fictional, although he's given fictional prominence. It's based on a book written by a guy supposedly descended from the protagonist.

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman. I don't understand the causal relationship of linear time. All this talk of changing the timeline frightens and confuses me. But I know that if Superboy punches the timeline real good, thing work out.

He's bald on that canceled TVLand show with the terrible pun name. He made a good Wally West too.

In most cases animated doesn't count because it isn't a fair competition, all the animated characters win.

If it makes you feel any better you can just say Superboy punched the timeline again.

Counterpoint: Sometimes life gives you brain injury lemons. What was she supposed to do, just kill herself because life sucks?

Respectable punks do margarine commercials when they need money.

Punk isn't about pissing people off, punk is about playing music even though you don't know how.

The fact that they have voted libertarian or Republican doesn't shock me, those are both popular political affiliations for men in their age group from Colorado.

The first episode of South Park I ever saw ended on Officer Barbrady relaying the important lesson that reading sucks because it can lead to things like reading Ayn Rand. I never really got where the libertarian tag came from, can you name any episode or political stance they have ever espoused, on the show or off,…

That's how Trump won the primary too.

They say it was intended to clarify that they never made any deal with him to not reveal his identity.

Unlike straight sex, 99% of which involves anal in real life.

I'm sorry, between faux middle ages and the bible belt I can't tell which is ignorance and which is rape-o-rama anymore.

Nowhere with people was ever peaceful before anytime.

Yeah, the British Empire had nothing to do with it.

The former director of the FBI?