But the Iraq war was the only reason why everybody stopped wondering why they couldn't find Osama. They probably already had a good idea where to look, and that wasn't an invasion they wanted to put on the table.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess there's a character named Debra/Debora.

I never had a big problem with the shaky cam but he cuts to goddamn much in the car chases.

It totally lets the American people off the hook, like we needed to be lied to in order to go to war in 2002.

I don't know what Phoenix Jones tastes like but I doubt that's true.

How else is a millennial supposed to own property?

I can get it for you at half that price.

Corporations don't have any incentive to be two-faced about something almost half the country hates for idiotic reasons. They actually want to be a part of the agreement, because they are going to have to continue trading with the rest of the world either way and if we leave then all of the compromises we negotiated…

I still see people talking about how stupid the Bush administration was. It doesn't seem like anyone has considered the smart explanation that makes the most sense in hindsight:

The name is misleading. It's actually a peninsula.

Not being human doesn't make him a Jesus figure. He was decided not a Jesus figure originally. And even if he is a Jesus figure, that doesn't make slow mo scenes of people worshiping him necessary.

"effete nerds and hipsters felt the need to have their own "Baba Booey"."

The real American Jesus knows that you're supposed to blame Mexicans when you get replaced by a robot.

But in doing so you're passing the blame onto Disney and Marvel. If you choose to do so because he is in charge and you don't want to support the company he is shaping, that is entirely reasonable. Not supporting them sends the message that they chose their management poorly. But if you acknowledge that they've…

I don't really know how much we should be judging a company for the
private political activities of its employees. They aren't even supposed
to be allowed to do anything about their employee's political
activities, for obvious reason. It's maybe a little different when you
have an employee also working in politics in…

Whichever politics has bitchin' guitar riffs as a wedge issue.

Which comes first, the commenting here or the existential despair?

The narrative idiocy that required an extra hour of "Lois Lane finds a clue" scenes wasn't the biggest problem with that movie. The bigger problem was that the "beautifully shot and emotional piece of film" part was terribly off. Superman was more Jesusy than Jesus himself, there were scenes in that movie Mel Gibson…

He's a congressman actually, and Montana only gets one so he's really making them look bad.

This is America, you don't need a permit to own an assault rifle! It's not concealed is it?