Well, they only ever managed to make him as big of an asshole as everyone else in the Marvel universe, but he was a huge asshole with like no redeeming qualities. He was both wrong and unpleasant about it.

Doing that at Coke World might have spared me diabetes.

It didn't really have much choice, Toby MaGuire's Peter was always so dopey.

Pssh. You think they de-aged her to 30? She was 25 at most, and she just keeps getting younger.

Or it would have been if there weren't just a weird sense of "When is everybody going to figure out he just had his mind altered by a cosmic cube and undo it?"

The Dark Knight Returns isn't entirely pre-insanity Miller, the underlying theme of Batman's villains getting out is a commentary on the 'nanny-state' that coddles and tries to heal people like Two-Face. The news cast where they discuss his release pretty much encapsulates that comic's disgusting world view and how…

Also when all of them were young and still though life was worth living.

Part of it is his regularness, he has an essential down to earth outlook that folks with superpowers don't. Another part of it is that Batman is already kind of broken, so it's harder to do the story where he breaks.

When's the last time Cyclops was right? I know up until recently the writers thought he was right but he's been an asshole with like no redeeming qualities since most of the original X-men got put on the back burner.

I was shocked to discover that the hour longer version feels just as long, and is just probably an all around better movie.

But we still won't get another X-Wing/Tie Fighter game.

I thought we were gonna warm his frozen heart with a hot island song?

So is Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur and that's pretty explicitly aimed at kids. I'm not sure Marvel publishes anything with an all-ages rating any more.

I hear Squirrel Girl is popular with the young'uns.

Aren't they the dumb watches they put their hands on to cue the edit to stunt men?

Wisconsin is the Georgia of the Midwest.

What if I just pretend my phone is a phaser?

You can't use a normal type move on a ghost type, and we all know journalism is dead.

I think they wanted to make a female lead remake of The Crow and got cold feet.

I don't know, you throw in a Multiplicity's worth of Micheal Keatons…