...not to mention the “ground speed” writing on the speedometer, that would make feel like an idiot every sentient driver on this side of the pond... indeed another confirmation that truly the Americans never leave the kindergarten|

Not only you. Broken on my end as well. Tried different browsers too.

“Site sponsored by Singapore Tourism Board”

46K and a stick to hold the hood ?

Have they checked the floormats to be sure they’re not getting wedged against the pedals?

The headrests need white Oakley’s embroidered in them to match the tribal pattern. 

BBS Style 5s is what you need my friend. I’ve got them on my E39 540i and they look sexy !

Definition of handsome !

In the same vein, those early 90's Acura Legends are still gorgeous.

(puts flame suit on) I dunno...I blink,and I see one of these:

Obviously 

Rare to see one in decent shape, but always thought these looked BA

NEW rule?

Sheriff Justice: That’s very comfortin’. But I’m in high speed pursuit! Don’t you hear good?

“Daddy, mah hat blew off!”

There’s no way... no way... that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mama in the mouth!

I’m gonna barbeque yo’ ass in molasses!

For those who’ve somehow never seen it, Smokey And The Bandit is the story of two men and one woman’s quest to destroy Jackie Gleason’s car, while simultaneously attempting to explain why you might risk your life and freedom over 400 cases of Coors beer.

Seriously, is he like Dr. Manhattan but with a bigger dick or something? What on earth can this nutbar be offering that makes putting up with anything past the first “meet the family” dinner worth it?

This is why you are single — you’re brave enough to ask these kinds of questions.