I’m still more surprised he never faced charges for actually filing a police report saying he was threatened by someone that turned out to be another one of his own twitter accounts.

He has gotten all the crazy racists to unite and hate whoever he tells them to, is that worthy of the Nobel?

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I’ve always wondered the same thing. It looks like he uses some weird plastic eyepatch that is somehow secured in place. The color does look like someone drew it on with a sharpie but you can see the shadow from it on the edge of his face.

Accused of unethical behavior and minutes later put in charge of handling incoming money. She’ll fit in perfectly in this WH

Don’t be silly, it would just be awkward if Don were to bring in Eric’s biological father.

It has to be the same person that writes the generic Trump tweets. Look at the random caps on words that don’t need them and the wording itself reads exactly the same.

The point is that this hurricane – the strongest, most beautiful, widest hurricane ever – was going to hit Alabama, until Trump scared it off with all his warnings and it went north instead of west. Trump is solely responsible for saving Alabama from the wrath of this leftist storm, which was probably funded by Soros.…

Double decker taco add nacho cheese. I don’t know how I’ll survive without it. Add to that the pain I get realizing I live in a black hole where you can’t get a chili cheese burrito but 30 miles to the north every friggin taco bell has them.

Yeah, it wasn’t even a quality attempt at whataboutism. They don’t even try anymore.

So he will promptly be apologizing and retracting his years of statements claiming Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya and was part of a terrorist organization then I take it?

You heard him, it’s that new clean coal. Cleaner than solar or wind energy and no cancer or dead birds.

And I’m not convinced he doesn’t actually think Hillary is in the 2020 election.

We don’t know that Trump doesn’t think they’re cancer-causing dragons.

We need to get financial backers and make this happen. Instead of the floating baby Trump we can get windmills to follow him around at events.

* For the sake of this claim “people” will be referring to his friends that he awards the contracts to get said resources out of the ground.

Clearly their force is what is pushing the waves harder against the coast by his resort which is why they need the barriers, not climate change.

I’m not going to lose that wealth. I’m not going to lose that wealth on dreams, on windmills, which, frankly, aren’t working too well.

I wonder if the gift bags will be available with the rest when it all becomes available at Wal-Mart for like $4.95 a piece

I also love him going on his rant about how China shows no respect to IPs whatsoever... after him and his daughter asked them for like 50 copyrights in China.