This is a huge debate among one of my friends groups.

Years ago I was tasked with selecting a number of pizzas to serve to adults celebrating the ending of a successful project. At 25 I was the youngest of the group that ranged from me to directors in their 60s.

You are amazing for accomplishing all of this, in spite of all the challenges!

the false belief that if you are conservative, you are a hate monger. It is simply not true.

***This*** is what everyone was trying to explain to that “reasonable” guy on Twitter who told us why he wouldn’t release the kid’s name even though he’d found it.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

Azucar!!!

Michael, I stan your writing on most days, but I’m gonna need you to be a bit more cutthroat today because these bot-ass commentors aren’t butt hurt enough today to make sense. All this factual news reporting, telling facts and stuff is making them feel......safe. 

There is not enough weed to keep up with this shit show. I hope my phone doesn’t turn out to have feelings because I shout “You motherfucker” every time I open the Washington Post app.

Sorry everyone, here I come with some shit that no one wants to hear.

I’m glad you said it because this is exactly how I feel. Big whoop we got the house, but how many racists also won last night? I’ll be at my desk, lips still pursed, side eyeing all the foolishness.

So much grousing.

I didn’t meant to actually. :/ Kinda drunk though. This day is kind of intense. Sorry, really. Also this is a terribly written excuse. I guess I didn’t realize that all of my new coworkers were going to be just...nonsensical supporters of what I thought was obvious evil. 

One of the great frustrations of these things is that the political reporters either toss it off as “something that happens in elections” or frame it in such a way that the fact that it’s an attempt to suppress people of color’s votes isn’t a provable fact but merely an “accusation” or a “some people say” type story…

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

I love Chelsea Peretti ever since her stand-up special and many appearances on Comedy Bang Bang. But now I feel kinda queasy that she posts all of these ultra-liberal comments on twitter, but has nothing to say about her billionaire brother’s war on unions.

It’s the John McCain School of Performative Virtue. And, in advance, Fuck your “too soon.”

He must have borrowed Mitt’s binders.

That graphic looks nothing like her. Does her no justice.