Narp?

There’s no way that “Rape, murder, arson and rape” joke gets in today (although it is quite funny).

I love me a Timothy Treadwell joke.

More like -3, amirite?

I’m assuming that should be Cortland. But if any town deserves to have its name misspelled, it’s Cortland.

I’m a big fan of Ithaca Brewing Company. I’m drinking their IPA variety pack right now and it’s quite good.

Being blindfolded and forced to touch the buttocks of other players, including one buttocks that the lawsuit said was “naked and covered in mayonnaise.”

Came for the Zamboni joke, left feeling satisfied.

Hot take!

Way to cheapen your brand, Jack Daniel’s!

Interestingly enough, I really want a tie for Father’s Day this year. But a case of beer would be better.

He’s just hoping he can pick up that 7-10 split.

So, softball?

Dad?!?!?!

She hasn’t been sentenced yet. I sure hope so.

Depardieu: Non, je ne regrette rien!

Feet are gross. I don’t want anyone else touching mine.

My high school history teacher was a raging liberal Vietnam Vet. Looking back on it, I’m sure he was a total stoner.

Plus Robinson graduated from the Naval Academy and served for two years. Bonus likability points.

Given this episode he’s a natural for Ireland.