Between "Finger Lakes red wine," that label, and the color, I know exactly what "Red Cat" tastes like, without ever having a sip. And trust me, it's not good.

Plus he had the coolest nickname.

Plus a "double bottom-line life" sounds hilariously obscene.

The name sounds like a cheap 80s porno mag.

At least you can say you saw a Lucky Pierre!

So parents, if you raise your kid as a Pirates fan, he'll grow up to be a terrorist.

Llama: I, I, I, I, I, I...ain't gonna play Sun City!

Can you really blame Kenny Yum for wanting to run a tasty story like that?

he lost my sympathy (emphasis added)

Redacted? I played with with him.

Stay classy!

No. He's incapable of that. It's just who he is.

Keith got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!

Apparently Rick is using the same hair stylist as Al Pacino.

It's fair: Northern Idaho used to be a hotbed of white supremacists: the Aryan Nation was there, and the Ruby Ridge fiasco. But apparently they've all left.

I'm genuinely surprised by this. When I was a kid it was the Jewish country club that had the black members, because they were both excluded by the gentile country clubs.

A "23" armband? Really?

Quit trying to suck up to us, a**hole.

Does he need the sweatshirt to remind himself of who he is?

How is it in your bubble?