When I read Into Thin Air climbing Mt. Everest sounded like the worst ever. Same with this. Incredibly impressive, but I can't understand why someone would put himself through it.

I think the difference is that football's once a week, while baseball is 6/7 days a week.

It really ties the room together.

"Rickey has an idea!"

This is the better of the two 3-on-3 jokes.

Just as long as Phil doesn't flash his moobs.

Some woman is mad at him because he didn't clean the gutters like he was supposed to.

He did as little as he was supposed to do by law. Didn't care, didn't follow up. Put the welfare of his team and his career above the welfare of kids who were being raped.

This doesn't have anything to do with pro-SEC bias. I'm sure they had a similar article pre-written for an Oregon loss. It's a matter of having content ready to go after the game ends.

He's a third-generation nose picker.

-1 (digit)

Trust me, as you get older, "adequate" takes on much greater importance.

Zat's not ma dahg.

He traveled!

Ed Wade had it right all those years ago...

That does sound good.

Bloomberg's famously a Red Sox fan, but he grew up in Boston and so the voters seemed willing to cut him some slack on that. Much different to grow up in an area and then root for another team, particularly when you're a frontrunner.

Boy, he made a spectacular bid for notoriety!

Man, the 'Skins are bad at this whole quarterback football thing.

And like that...He's gone.