The odds of winning don't go up by 4 percent. They go up by four percentage points (15 percent to 19 percent). That's a 27 percent increase in the likelihood the Rams win.

Good recovery!

You forgot putting on reading glasses.

Yeah, OJ is #1 for lots of people.

The steak brand featured prominently in last year's write-up.

I am Count Spoonula! Ha ha ha ha ha!

He's famous in his own right. Was an investment banker, a bigwig in the Clinton administration, and a dean at Yale.

copmbative may be the best portmanteau I've ever heard. Even better if it was unintentional.

Too good to check.

That's not how you do the garter toss. Unless you get married at Tim Hortons.

The problem is not the coach. It's the owner. And they'll never get a decent coach until Snyder goes.

As an Eagles fan I'm so happy to have Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

The Skins blew it by getting Gruden to coach.

Except Snyder's going to have to pay a lot more than a dime to get a new coach. No one who's any good will want to take the job, and no one who wants to build a legitimate career will take the job. So Snyder will have to pay through the nose to get a mediocre coach, and this disaster will continue in perpetuity.

So someone vandalized the court?

Who let my grandfather buy a soccer team?

It was just not feta'd to be.

They're divorced now.

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli!

This is my favorite Komodo dragon story, primarily because of who was involved.