Wasn't there a pic of Tom Cruise in a robot-suit running awkwardly away from some fire a while back? Did they ditch Tom for Matt, a la Stolz and McFly in BTTF?

Ebert's not as famous in Britain. He may gave been better known in the last few or five years or so, but Barry Norman's our version.

How about female chastity devices? Any negatives to their long-term use?

Although the doctor

I preferred this feature when it was just text. I do most of my AVCLUBbing on my iPhone in bed or in work, and the video is intrusive.

I'm reading all these comments and I have no idea what any of them refer to.

Did someone watch ALL these films for this feature?

Ooh, yeah, I should make it a Best 6.

I thought you meant Wilfred Bramble for an alarming moment.

Sudden Impact is Van Damme's best movie, and in my top 5 Best Action Movies Where One Guy Is Trapped With No Backup In A Place Full Of Bad Guys And Hostages Ever:

Rrrocky!!!

See also 'hardon', as in the high-school exchange:

'Salting the ice on my walkway' is a euphimism for masturbation, right?

I found it! My brain finally gave up the struggle and revealed the movie. Whilst I was sat on the pot this morning, funnily enough.

The 'rock out' guy - a few actors are hovering about in my head -will farrel, Simon Pegg.

That's pretty much all I got :(

I've got a possible movie quote in my gead, and googling and askimg my facebook friends has given me no joy. Can the avclub commemters help?

Ha! I bet you can take a sandpaper swipe to the bell end without wincing, eh? Whereas the unmutilated penis is more sensitive due to not having calluses from all the constant chafing. I'd rather my velvet dome is soft and wet, as nature intended, than have the texture of an Amazonian tribesman's heel.

The John Ashton Judge Reinhold cocaine flamethrower war is the movie I want to see!

Has Dan commented on/exploded the myth, if it is one, of 'shunting', the sexual practice whereby two men who are not circumsized stand or lie facing each other with erections, dick head to dick head, foreskin pulled bsck, then one drags his foreskin out and over the other's helmet, and then the other does the same,…