So yeah. Olympic games. Meant to celebrate good will and peace, by enforcing rules that if any country ever imposed, we would bombing...err.. "freeing" the hell out of them..

What a wonderful pile of useless information. How about a lumen count or weight or maximum length for the connection cord?

No, you're right There is nothing wrong with these adds.. It perfectly captures both of Apphole's primary users.

I see neither ponies, nor dragons. There for I must be awake.........unless...WHAT IF LYRA IS DREAMING AND WE ARE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE!?

Uhm... I do not pirate music, or any media or software for that matter. That said... saying that piracy hurts artists is factually wrong. Artists get the vast majority of their profits from concerts, events, performances, appearances, and merchandise. The recording industry is a parasite in this relationship and sucks…

*pirates this song*

I know, lets get a make believe crematorium! It will be great for when the mother in law visits!

All your smurf are belong to smurf.

I see what you did there. You just made the F-35 20% cooler!

All I have to say...

As far as I am concerned, nothing beats my tornado strike. It's a freaking aquatic shot gun.

You mean like this? Pretty much as soon as parents don't mind having cops murder their babies, because the officer thought it was a real gun.

Strictly speaking. Absolute Zero is the point where all atomic motion ceases... Shouldn't it be functionally impossible for this to happen? Even ignoring the uncertainty principle, the universe is moving, outward, and thanks to an unexplained force called dark energy, it is moving outward at an increasing rate.

I would like win 8. I would still rather have a full installation disk so that when my rig inevitably gets eaten by a virus, I just wipe and re-install. It is so much easier. I store all my data on removable disks anyway.

I have windows' auto hide turned on for the task bar, and created my own "pinned" programs by using custom auto hiding tool bars 4 years before windows vista was even announced *hipster goggles*. I haven't even looked at my start menu in two years. Good riddens to bad rubbish.

Gasp! What if it is the Dalai Lama's evil twin, the Drama Lama!

Why would you pay extra for this? Just go to the local Malmart and get some fishing line. when you need to pack something, lay a strand of fishing line across the box, staple it on both sides, lay a piece of tape across in the usual fashion with the line in the middle, and cut a small nick at one end of the tape as a…

I work for a hotel. I am obligated by my office place ethics to not make note of just how ignorant every single person who's ever booked through an online booking agency really is, or how criminally they are being ripped off.

The actual reason bald men are not extinct is so simple it's stupid.

I was just thinking. "Why the heck isn't it copper? No matter how efficient it is, just being made of a more conductive metal would make it much more effective".. Don't get too much more effective of a heat conductor then copper...