Ding! Ding! Ding!

Don’t be so hard on Adam Carolla. It can’t be easy to go through life as the Andrew Ridgeley of “The Man Show.”

Seems so unlike Brady to have a chip on his shoulder.

My first thought was an incredulous “a person would have to be a complete idiot to believe this kind of bullshit story.” Then I considered all of the right-wingers who will undoubtedly latch onto it, and I found myself thinking “Well-played, Dallas PD. Well played.”

I’d argue that many Americans don’t get satire because they take everything they hear and read at face value.

I hope that he can find solace in being hot AF. I can’t believe that I haven’t seen him before.

I wonder how much of that had to do with the fact that the rest of the team clearly preferred playing with Fitzpatrick over Winston, and how much had to do with the fans seeming to feel the same way.

FWIW, I consider myself to be center-left and the only thing that surprises me about this is that it has taken so long to come together. I expected to be living under a full-blown dictatorship well before the 2018 mid-terms.

Scary situation all around, but at least no one had to watch Ray Lewis fake pray and fake cry for the cameras while Rudolph was unconscious.

Humanity is the worst.

It’s what people claim to want, but the reality is that no amount of “educating” yourself will ever redeem you in their eyes. If anything, they will hate you more for having done it.

I’m fascinated by people who lose their shit over something that a famous person says or does, and especially so if the famous person is someone they claim to have never heard of until they said or did the offending thing.

The passage of time and the rise of Trump have made a lot of people forget the truth about GWB. It’s the same way with how GWB made Bill Clinton seem better in retrospect.

Honestly, I’m surprised that this all hasn’t already played out. I was expecting it to happen right after the mid-terms.

I’m a life-long Steelers fan, and I think that this sounds great. Of course, I also find most of the team’s fanbase to be completely insufferable garbage.

My thought when seeing the thumbnail photo: Isn’t that some kind of beauty mask?

She really should have gone there prepared to make some sort of coherent argument. It wasn’t CPAC.

Sounds like his fan base wasn’t particularly loyal.

First of all, how does he propose that we verify said descriptions? 

Hmm. I was expecting him to be miraculously healed after Rudolph threw that second touchdown pass. I’d written the injury off as a “see how badly you need me” power play.