It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

I would gladly take all of his son’s mango smoothies.

Sure Jan.

Humblebrag 3/10

#Humblebrag

Apple does occasionally patch previous versions even when there’s a new version out. Usually because the older versions have a large installed base that couldn’t upgrade to the newer version (see Snow Leopard) and the vulnerability was deemed severe.

It made me 240% in 4 months. Thats a pretty good investment to me. Better than any stock would do.

https://www.theonion.com/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent-1819564171

says the guy with a porn star avatar

I can’t wait to Mueller gets hold of Trump’s taxes.

His ego really is going to destroy him. A smarter, less arrogant man would have resigned by now to bow out with grace. Trump, nope. He’s going kicking and screaming. Mueller is closing in and Trump is now trying to discredit the FBI and turn the people against them, not knowing it will make them work harder to catch…

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

I cant believe we are at a point where President Ryan sounds ok.

“There’s nothing to stop whoever maintains your Bitcoin ‘wallet’ from stealing all your Bitcoins...”

You don’t seem to understand that exchanges are a thing. If I had 10,000 BTC in a wallet, I could sell them right now on Kraken or Coinbase or Exmo for ~$99.87m in USD, extract my cash and dump it into a checking account and literally have $99.87m. It’s not like your money is trapped in BTC or even in crypto. You can…

Bitcoin isn’t real? You think that paper the government prints till no end is real? Atleast like Gold there is a finite number of Bitcoins that can be mined. You’ll be whistling a different tune when the dollar collapses.

Fuck Trump.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

hot taek, BRUH!!!

You could spend $1000 on a Note 7 only to have it explode in your pocket!