Throw in the engine from the xr2i/xr3i escort and you'd have a confused mini-ute!

3.) Ford Fusion - Aston Martin

So true. I usually try to get out of the pack before turn one to be able to negotiate the cluster-dive for the racing line better.

I released the smell out of my wiper switch one day heading to school. Suddenly smelt smoke, look down to see the steering colum pulsating out smoke at my legs and just think "oh fuck". Over to the side of the road, turn of, look around try to find any fire there might be, nothing. Drove to school, drove home with a…

Omg im in that boat too! Atleast i can get the wheels of a peugeot/citroen and they sit 20mm further out due to the ET measurement!

I don't get this either. It's a thing i've only seen used for annoying your passenger(Top gear style) or "keeping" your pizza warm on the drive home.

This sounds like something out of a tumblr.

Basic maintenance, the forgotten arts.

*ragefit because this shouldn't be wearing the zetec name*

Silly ford using previous engine names as trim names now...

It sounds almost streetable when on the pit straight...

Wouldn't that be putting the Smart Fortwo on an AMG 45 motor?

Also a cheaper/nicer to replace item for the owner then the tires. You ever tried getting a matching tire for a 4 year old set? Ugh.

Judging by the fast flashing of his brights, with the steering wheel hand? I assume he wasn't too happy.

It doesn't even have a rounded end and little wings at the end to look like a sleek missle :(

Don't worry, there's plenty of cheap, fast-ish shitboxes for sale in germany!

Whoever made the video needs a lesson in adjusting the audio levels. Quiet speech part BAM BAM BAM MUSIC ROOARRR quiet speech.

Goes to show that displacement and cylinders can't fix everything.

For the escort that would be XR3i, RS Turbo, various other RS'es like RS1800i, RS2000, and the cosworth.

PLEASE, THE COSWORTH!

Pfffft, my cat don't need no silly trickery to slide down the windshield on her paws. She just leaves a few pawstreaks behind!