Someone who’s desperately hoping that people will be asking that very question, by wearing that dress.

And TMZ is now reporting that one of his daughters was on board the helicopter - and of course because this is TMZ and they have no shame, they’ve already named which daughter it is (I’m not going to do that here, at least). A minor, getting named in the news like that. Jesus Christ.

Thanks Miss Maya! On Instagram today I saw a meme using "Meghan Markle" as a verb, meaning to leave a crappy situation where you feel unsupported and move to a better one, mentally, physically, or both. And I was, like, that's me! I'm Meghan Markling and getting the heck away from my destructive, awful family members…

Here it is!

I'm so with you on the laughing at my own jokes; there's one stuck in my head right now that I giggle at whenever it pops into my consciousness... 

I love your updates, they are all beautiful and you truly have an amazing soul Krispy. 

Anybody want to start doing a fashion thread? I know that there’s a usual cooking thread as well as shelter cat thread but I don’t really see much about fashion. And I’m a junkie. Can’t afford what I’d really love but I make do with lots of secondhand clothing stores and occasionally buy an actual new piece. SO.

Do you ever laugh at your own stupid jokes? I crack myself up the time. I have a hand crank pasta machine that was made in Italy, and every time I pull it out I laugh thinking about the person in Italy who conned their way into a job translating into English for the box. It say Pasta Fresh Maker. I think of that…

I’m not even going to read any of the other stories. Guy who wanted to better himself by going to video game school? Went to a punk show with a guy from a euchre meetup group? Driving 90 minutes each way to an 84 hour a week job?

I don’t know if I’d call it a relationship or even dating but there was definitely inent for that to happen and then he just ghosted. No explanation. Haven’t heard from him in years.

This one involves (alleged) Chinese spies!

I want to stitch that shit on a pillow.

Words to fucking live by:

I’m glad it’s not just me! My kitten was a little less cuddly than I wanted, so I worked on really bonding with him through touch. Now I can’t get that MF to leave me alone for even a second and sometimes it would be nice to not always have a cat in my lap or following me around or meowing (read: yelling) at me…

Republican cats are looking for other pussies to grab.

Meow Fuhrer

I wish there was more about how exactly her jerkiness was mistaken for illness and what that jerkiness entailed. Either way, I especially love the slanted back ears picture. That’s the look of a cat that’s about to lose it. 

Dafuq is with that IG pic? Is that his “least reliable meth dealer in Oklahoma” look?

This cat is me and I it.

Perdita sounds like a blast.