I too count on the shelter cat update, my sanity is forever thankful for you. 

He said 10 minutes I can't call again, Brandon I been calling and he's getting pissed!

We need to start a Sourpuss and Proud Squad 

Impossible to reason with, always yowling about gun rights and the existence of alternative facts. 

I am yes!

I think it's a fruit tray

This is why I Jezebel! Thank you for everything in this article Joan. I died as I gazed upon this gem “Notable Confederate cosplayer Ted Cruz once again trawled through the halls of Congress sporting some suspicious looking facial hair and a greasy comb-over.” And then after being resurrected by the reality that our…

Is there a different form he takes? 

Touche

Woah, let's add some chill to your chili lovely! We don't do that here, swipe your fingers on over to reddit I think r/13 or 30 isn't just for photos!

How tall is Beto? He gives off an over 6 ft tall vibe