I don’t know, man. I think you’re selling yourself short. Based on this photo alone I’d say you’d probably cut through that writer’s room like a Sherman tank.

Not good for his Q Rating.

I blame that damned Google autocomplete.

City of St. Louis: [implodes, catches on fire from the heat of takes]

I even gave that sad intern (I’m assuming it’s an intern that gets tasked with these kinds of things) the benefit of the doubt. I googled “Lamar Odom” hoping to find a picture of LaMarcus Aldridge just chilling there on google images. Nope, nothing. Shame on you intern!!!

The kid got beaned by the can, but the Unwritten Rules of Baseball say he better look out for the pitcher.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

Shut up.

Pro: The Cardinals are eliminated.

Several years ago, Brandon Marshall was fined for wearing green shoes for World Mental Health day. He responded by donating an equivalent amount of money to a mental health charity.

Same here. Please, DeAngelo, please wear the pink next month. It would be so epic watching Goodell trying to justify the fine.

Imagine if this happened at Foxboro. What shitstorm would we be waking up to this AM?

Right? that’s some speedbag work paying off in a definite KO.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

HOT TAEKZ!

A shitty bar full of asshole fans? You don’t hate the Cubs, you hate sports.

I’m pretty sure his sentiment would be the same if the Cubs lost because they had the 3rd most wins in baseball this year. Perhaps this year is a true anomaly, but forcing the 2nd and 3rd best teams in a 162 game season into a free throw shooting contest sucks.

I think the best pitcher in a Buc’s uniform this evening has been the kid behind home plate. Kid has solid mechanics

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

Even in hindsight, you make the move the Cubs did 10 times out of 10.