#fireemoji

Do Hockey fans realize the transitive property doesn’t work on fans of the game?????

cats?

The Marine Corps.

He sets the agenda. You don’t follow it, you’re dead to him.

He’s not a racist, nor is he a tyrant. Any NFL coach that sees Mark Sanchez as a “commodity” is just a fucking imbecile.

Yes I have lots of squirrel friends that color.

You must live in a gated community.

I was thinking the same thing.

What an idiotic comment. Stewart’s main goal is COMEDY and the absurd. It’s not his fault that most of the idiocy and absurd comes from the GOP.

I’m disappointed you couldn’t fit the word “propaganda” in there a few more times.

Did you type that using your brain or just read it off of a brochure or something?

It will still come in ranked #302 or whatever behind every single post about Jay Cutler’s wife.

Stewart’s entire Daily Show empire is built on the blameworthy conceit that cable news networks—businesses that survive by selling Cialis ads against hyperventilating coverage of pop-star meltdowns, celebrity infidelities, and conspiracy theories about missing planes–should otherwise be capable of helping the American…

If The Daily Show had any effect on our actual political culture, it was probably to the benefit of conservatives. In its absence, many young liberals might have confronted the George W. Bush years and engaged in actual political projects, like the campus left of the 1960s.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.

Damn, there goes his image!

Literally, you’re a pedant. Figuratively, if you get this worked up over internet commentary, your heart is going to explode.