He could use the sprinkles are for winners speech though.

Is this better or worse than that thing where they literally freeze the fat off?

What the fuck kind of league is that?!?

No, it is true. I live with a Bears fan, I live in Bears country, but I’m not from here or from a Bears family and thus can observe you objectively, and Greg has hit the nail on the head. All fan bases bitch and whine, but this one glories in it’s misery. Go look at brandon just upthread a ways, defending Jay and…

I own this shirt. It’s not just a catch phrase, it’s a way of life.

He threw those interceptions...AS A GOOF, ya know?

Yep. All of this is 100% correct. Blackhawks season starts October 7th, folks!

I just hope the demise of Gawker, the main site, does not lead to Deadspin (or, to a lesser extent io9) going down too. I feel like both of those could survive on their own.

I doubt he was shocked when they blew it in the bottom of the 9th.

Dipshits In Cars Getting Prune Juice

I’m not a huge Bill Simmons fan, but a network that fires him, desperately tries to retain Colin Cowherd and gears up to throw millions of dollars at Skip Bayless is a network which long ago fucked up its priorities.

so you didn’t read anything but the headline? this is about microbes in all food, not your moralising.

He says it was several years ago, but he can’t remember exactly when because he flies Chicago to Atlanta multiple times every month. So, I guess it’s hard to confirm for sure. Maybe there are tons of weirdos on CHI to ATL flights watching documentaries about terrible plane crashes? Ha.

I have a friend who told me he did this once- he is a frequent flyer on the Chicago to Atlanta route on Delta. So I sent him a text when I saw this and asked if he thought it could be him. He remembered the incident- it was a documentary about AA Flight 191, and he was sitting in first class when he watched it. And it…

rly good shading, well done well done.

The blur force is strong with that one. Plus, that is not a “thank you” face, or even a “meh, you people” face. That is a “fuck you all, but look at my nice lashes” face. Does not compute.

What’s funny is that I’ve read the female version of this article a million times. And let’s be honest, Tracey will probably be writing it herself in 10 years or so. Something something something aging disgracefully something something something cool stuff kids are into something something

I mean this is jezebel its like 4chan for women

It's part of getting old. If Tony were a woman he would have become invisible at 30.

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