She of course then goes and fucks Derek Jeter. Upon being kicked to the curb she ends up passing herself around the Red Sox clubhouse like a freshly-loaded bong.

Better answer than mine. You make jokes the right way.

While the Cubs are the frat that buys a shit-ton of booze for a party and are always ready to throw down, except they're weird and kind of smell funny so the ladies pretty much stay away.

I'm a Cardinals fan, but I'll play along.

Which Cardinal's Neidermeyer?

second only to the Cardinals

I said to my wife, "this will be on Deadspin". Thanks for not disappointing.

Awesome! Love the Seattle bands.

Come on. You knew it wasn't really a joke when you wrote it.

Bridgewater: Two things Christian Ponder couldn't hit if he fell out of a fucking boat.

Then another video from a different angle taken moments before the first video.

I'm not saying Spillman was asking for this but he does dress like a football player.

"Oops POW surprise - OHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Bring in the closer.

It takes... diff'rent strokes, it takes... diff'rent strokes...

The term "biased" is implied whenever invoking Boston.

balboni looks great

How many times can you tell the same fucking joke?

Oh man, I fucking hate that Rayism.

this.