Pat actually apologized to me during commercial break. He may be outspoken about homosexuality but when confronted with it head on he was very nice. I think next time I'm on TV YourTatoosAreLame can be my stylist. Seems he has more fashion sense than this homosexual. #yourtattoosarefaaaaaaabulouuuuusss

No.

This is what happens when you go almost two months with an ERA under 2.00 and have 0 wins and are pitching with yet another 1-0 deficit.

I didn't even mention the best fans in baseball thing. I hate that shit too, but I wouldn't hold that against their manager, that's just the douchiness of many of their fans. The only correct answer to a question about a video made in jest is to a) laugh it off; b) say it's all in good fun; c) even a "no comment" or…

I guess you don't read many Deadspin comments, in that case.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Now, let's all start speculating that Cespedes is screwing up these plays on purpose to nail greedy runners.

"Needle in the Hay" is my go to, "At least I'm not a herion addict" jam.

Another happy reader!

And that was the most noteworthy foul ball to ever be misplayed by a Cubs fan in a game against the Marlins.

Maybe he was trying to teach his son a lesson about doing the right thing.

Says the hipster who tries to act like he he's cool for not liking the album everyone likes.

Maladroit has two good songs (Death and Destruction... okay, 1 good song) and The Green Album is the Weezer equivalent of a doctor's office's waiting room.

I didn't even have to hit play on that video to know exactly what was going to happen.

I can take the Green Album but only in the right summer conditions, whereas Pinkerton is a work of genius that no music fan should be without.

If only Rivers Cuomo had gotten murdered by Courtney Love, his face would be on t-shirts and we'd all be talking about Weezer like they "COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONIZED MUSIC !!!!!!!!"

I remember watching United States of Tara and googling Brie Larson like, "Where can I see more of this actress?!"

I could go on about that movie for ages. I haven't seen a movie that I identified with so strongly since Take Shelter.