I thought for sure he was a lifelong Cub fan until he mentioned the Orioles.

It’s fine if you like St. Louis but it’s a dumpster town for garbage people

Spend a little time in the 314 and see if you still feel the same way.

Cardinal fans don’t want the accussed actions of a few to represent all of them. “Most of us are classy enough to call him the n-word in the privacy of our home around only friends and family.”

Thanks gardenhoser

I’m partially color blind. It looks like everyone is sharing 5 different colors. Accurate or nah?

Leo doesnt want to be seen, meanwhile Kevin Connoly is like “Hey guys remember me?! It’s Kevin Connolly! Turn the camera this way! Feel free to come up to me and be like ‘hey are you that guy?’ And I’ll be like ‘Ya it’s me Kevin Connolly!!’”

Not sure what it is but I guarantee there’s a reason to not like Andy Reid

Arian Foster is probably the most likable person I can think of. I do not find Mike Tomlin likable.

Damnit I liked Bruce too. Now there’s like 3 people left in the NFL that I actually like. I wonder what they’ll do to make me hate them too.

See, we’re not the only team with a creepy pantsless mascot.

You realize you’re on deadspin right?

I think they brought it in to warn the players of what your kids will turn out to be if you home school them and bring them to work everyday

No there’s a pizza place near here that has Philly cheesesteak steak calzones. No mozz

Burrito or Philly cheesesteak calzone? I can’t decide right now

Go away

This is what happens when you let deadspin commenter become refs. Highlight truthers strike again

I’m not super familiar with all of the Avenger movies. Can someone tell me how this is a Captain America movie and not an Avengers movie?

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Chili’s number one forever (Triple dipper forever). Applebee’s last (forever).