Pics (of your gift basket) or it didn’t happen

Has no one started a gofundme for him yet?

Nothing stopping him from running for president now

because of an obsession with a female wrestler.

I think it’s an error but I’m biased. Not biased because I’m a Cubs fan, but because I’ve watched Castro’s shitty fielding for so long that I just assume it’s an error.

+1

Are you my uncle?

Haha nice

When you read anything Rovell says

Will a bath be better than a shower when you’re hungover before work though?

No picture, but here at Southern Illinois University the rugby players had “Fathers, thank you for your daughters” sign

At this point if you’re ESPN, you either fire him or you don’t. He’s going to keep being Facebook uncle forever.

These bears are having NONE of your oktoberfest’s and pumpkin ale’s. Get that shit off the shelves and pour these bears a summer beer.

Tulowitzki is definitely better. His gift baskets have chocolate covered pretzels and Target gift cards. Jeter’s is just like almonds and shit.

“She’s right though” - Cardinal fans

Should have said “did”

Oh sure, Ryan Adams does a bunch of covers and everyone thinks it’s sooo cool. But when my 8th grade band does it it’s considered annoying.

I challenge you to come up with a better “free sample” experience than that.

Nothing makes me angrier while driving than to slow down when I see a police car, only to find out that it is no longer in commission.