Ahem.

By the time you have one of the titular protagonists of the show giving apparently sincere speeches about how hard it is to be smart,

not really sure where they can go from here. but that’s why i’m not a highly paid TV writer. or lowly paid TV writer. or a writer at all.

and is only interested in traditional narratives, even magical ones involving parallel dimensions and thought demons, in the way that a cut-up artist is interested in magazines.

Here is a Unified Theory on Unified Theories of Twin Peaks: