So, like... Jezebel, Savage Love and The Onion had a baby?

THIS is why we need feminism. Women's bodies, in the collective unconscious of this modern society, do not fully belong to ourselves.

"But then I came to my senses and never spoke to her again, all the while living well because that's the best revenge. Especially when there's chocolate involved." I just couldn't handle the real ending.

I would have smacked his scoundrel fucking face.

Wow, I'm so sorry. That was about the most compelling reply I could have ever imagined. My heart goes out to your family.

I havent used hormonal bc in 3 years. I used condoms with spermicidal lube and I also bought the insert-spermicide too, in case I ever wanted to use it. Some women have an alergy to spermicide so if it bruns, thats not normal obvs haha. But yeah, I've never had a scare and I've used pull out method (make sure he pees…

I think she looks SO CUTE!! I was all, holy shit, watch out!

ps: That lipstick shade is all wrong.

Why is Kstew wearing underwear with that, and why if she must be "hygienic" as my mother would say, did she not just wear a dayum thong?

DING-DING! This comment is thee winner.

You're kind of an idiot.

"The empire line is not a terribly flattering silhouette for most women"

THIS REPLY IS MAKING ME VERY HAPPY AND I JUST WANNA SAY THANKS.

willies eh? I SEE WOT YEW DID THARR

HAHAHAHA

You can make it come sooner with dried parsley steeped to a tea. You can skip it with your ladypills or nuvarangz.

this is fucking stupid. Well made (although a bit too ambiguous) but none the less, I find it utterly annoying. Rhinestones havent been in since Britney's Stronger video. GAWD.