He has to find out if this one is the Holy Grail version 

“You know what will make this car look better? Black plastic cladding!” - No one everPeople who buy new cars.

I had one of these in the late 1970's, registration no. PPC something something. My then girlfriend inststed that this stood for”Perfect Pervert’s Car”.

I doubt that Golf is as fast as the owner thinks.

The “power of the free market” is a myth propagated by corporations who want to cut corners and see regulations as an enemy of profit.

I’d love this when I’m backing my car out of the garage to get it out of the way of something I’m working on, or when I move it from the driveway to the garage, or when I’m moving it to get another car out, or doing one of the million other things that don’t really require a seat belt.

He doesn’t lick his balls because I won’t let him near the dumpster behind the vet.

The Avalon is a great, overlooked car.

I can’t right reel good, does that matter? 

Will I have to provide my own crayons or do you supply them?

All GMT-URDs though

What is so hard about the Mustang cabin air filter? It looks like a 5 minute deal to do in the 5 minute video. You are not tearing apart the dashboard, it’s behind the glovebox as I’ve seen in a handful of other cars. Way easier than getting out of the grays here.

A lot of newer stuff has a tube from the intake box to the firewall so the driver can hear the engine better. The sound deadening dampens stuff I’d rather not hear, like DI injectors ticking, valvetrain noise, EGR solenoids, etc. but I still want to hear the actual engine. I’m okay with stuff like this.

Skip the snooze fest that is the GTI.

IIRC this episode was filmed on David Tracy’s property.  They didn’t have to do any setup. 

Idk, I can think of a bunch that aren’t:

Honestly I would be more offended with “In God We Trust” on my license plate. I would get some black tape and cover up that crap. 

I’m willing to pay $300/year not to drive a Corolla. 

I have a project car with an uptime of 100% in the last five years.

Hollywood doesn’t make fistfuls of cash making Ken Burns documentaries on car culture. Hollywood isn’t rewarded for the equivalent of a Michelin star rated dining experience, instead they give us high fat, high sugar, junky fast food. However, it is what we crave. It is an escape from reality.