“You guys put the camera and Lojack in there right? RIGHT?! Gah! God damnit! We gotta get it together people! When folks go to a building that looks like an abandoned carpet store to rent a luxury vehicle, they expect a certain level of professionalism!”

I swear to god, if that thing had a Kia or Hyundai badge you would be talking about what a refreshing modern design it is and how great purple cars are compared to the sea of grey white and black that has taken over the roads.

Yay! Another slideshow! I clicked through ALL of it so they would get their clicks which will help ensure MORE SLIDESHOWS... just to spite those of you who always complain about it!

Of course he was reading that garbage while driving. I’m surprised his defense isn’t that the deer must have shape-shifted into a man after he hit it, clearly a result of microchipped bioengineering by Bill Gates that Bill sent to run out in front of the car to paint him as a murderer. Hillary and Obama are behind…

The FUCKS Edition!

The Holy and the Grail

She is a grown woman who put gorilla glue in her hair. The fuck are you talking about?

For the life of me, I cannot figure out who has decided that lane splitting is a good idea. There are so many things that can go wrong, not the least of which is someone opening a door in front of you or throwing something out of their window as you pass by. I just watched an old Top Gear episode where Hammond did…

The rear bumper also looks a bit rough...The interior looks fairly decent, I think.

Believe me even when you have two kids you are better off with a minivan. you eventually drive grandparents around with you and the minivan is the only option where they can actually get in the back seats. When you take that road trip to the beach or travel for christmas and thanksgiving you need all that cargo space.…

The really bad trim is the only thing in there that's period correct.

I’ve been driving about 20 years. I’ve had infotainment screens that included touch screen and NAV for over 10 years. Never had a single electrical problem. Screen never died. Never froze. It feels pretty reliable to me so far.

that actually kills people

I fucking hate Jalopnik. This is not a website for car enthusiasts — it’s a website for people who recognise good things 15 years after the fact.

To be fair, not every light on the BMW’s dash is illuminated.

Yup exactly. Being an immigrant, and having friends and family scattered across the world this is something that strikes me about public thinking here - like we know the rest of the world exists, right? And they are dealing with the same existential and political issues that we are.

There are plenty of VW people excusing every recall, every report of multiple known major issues that nearly every other car maker figured out how to avoid decades earlier, and testifying that theirs is reliable because it matches the maintenance record and mileage of a 1974 Thunderbird. When reminded of what year…

I think one will replace all these, right?

Negative.  There isn’t nearly enough chin in that angle.

Here’s One..... Orlove