true, but this was like 5 years ago now.... technology moves fast and improves quickly

At least this boss won’t have an inflated sense of self-worth and entitlement and go on power trips. It'll just go on power outages. I’ll take it.

That’s the Jezebel version of the same story.

The turbid swamps of the American south are crawling with Naegleri Fowlerii, aka the “Brain Eating Ameoba”. Holding one’s nose is requisite regardless of age. Cool points retained.

Keeps the brain-eating ameoba out.
Dude’s a survivor.

I agree, but it’s just odd how the seat sits out there kind of floating.

First thing I noticed. It’s super odd awesome looking.

Are we sure this isn’t a Dr. Who/Fallout New Vegas Old World Blues fan?

Have to admit that it’s smart. Having a company selling goods to the public will probably continue to make them money for much longer than Hollywood would pay them the big bucks otherwise.

Still waiting for this version.

Lesson one of gun safety: all guns are always loaded. Even if you unloaded them yourself. Even if you checked. Even if you just saw the thing assembled for the first time in its life. It is loaded.

Never do that to me again. Never, ever, ever, ever again. #TerrifiedOfSharksSinceSeeingJawsAtFourYearsOld

The US has absolutely NOTHING to worry about from the Chinese. Why, you ask?

That’s wonderful news, but I still don’t understand how the stuff is made. I always imagine its like this.

it doesn’t matter. a parabolic reflector has a “focal point,” and the light source needs to be in that focal point* to work properly. Otherwise the light will be diffracted and coverage will be uneven (think cheap old flashlight.)

BUT ONLY WHEN YOU TRANSLATE IT TO KENYAN SWAHILI.

Fucking black power SUV!! That’s what I’m talking about!

He will be reborn in Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

“Come again? You tellin’ me a village of Teddy Ruxpins helped score the decisive victory over the Galactic Fucking Empire? You high, son.”

no guano, no us claim.