It’s less about saving the planet and more about the gold chain set saving face at the club. Those cats don’t wag dicks like they do on Jersey Shore and showing up with a yestertech W16 when the peon who could only afford his hybrid everyman Ferrari shows you up it ain’t cool.

Well they can be contained in cylinders! Nobody says you can't take 16 electric motors and arrange them in a W configuration!

Cool I guess if your into that " I can't make a payment so I'll dump it in the desert and say it was stolen " look. 

If Trump really understood cruelty and hare it would invite introspection. He lacks the capability to do so ergo his malevolence is more the result of a stunted simple mind. 

Well the good thing for Kanye is that Trump has set the bar so fucking low even a corpse can do a better job.

They aren’t “sports cars” - really sedans by the old measure but certainly coupes in modern parlance. Hell even cars like the Corvette aren’t rightly sports cars anymore which leaves cars the Miata and it’s Fiat stablemate along with the Lotus 3-Eleven and Cayman and so on and maybe the Supra and its stablemate BMW…

Fucking shit sight lines and played out 1969 Camaro styling - all shit Camaro guys don’t mind and are oblivious to the criticism going around -  they don't mind because they are Camaro nut swingers and if GM put wheels on an iron maiden they would still line up for it.

Meh... 1st gear if only Ford wasn’t so fucked up right now they could entertain some loss leaders but cars are fast becoming a niche product as people propel the Truck/SUV/CUV craze. Could it be over tomorrow? Maybe but it wont be because gas shoots up to 20 dollars a gallon overnight - mini brodozers pull down…

Bullshit all you have to do is follow the time tested comedy formula developed and proven in the Robert L Saget School of Comedy like so many of the great interwebz comedians of today and just use “crowd” “mustang” “cars & coffee” and watch as laughter ensues!

Magic fucking space wizard in a robe and hand basket! Those damn vacuum hose routing diagrams with their thermal valves and solenoids and what not... Electronic fuel injection was a god send!

I’d be fine with that Cayman GT4! 

Camaros are reasonably priced we’ve just all been shit on by capitalism.

That is my gut feeling. As a brand they could have say a “stingray” which would be a front engine car and a “zora” mid engine car under the Corvette brand. 

Oh gawd! The first picture with the dude talking on the phone is like the man-bun of conversation. If there could be a dumber way to hold a phone and converse...

I plan on retiring to some “socialist hell hole” so I suspect I will as well. However it has around a 25-30% unemployment rate so I wonder how soon they will ban the ICE vehicle? 

The last time I really cared for Nissan’s Z-car. 

A solid non-jalop choice would be “my first love was a little red sports car” intoned the same way somebody says “I own a sedan” and couldn’t really tell you much about it except they got a good deal on it.

Mustang - specifically the 1970 Mach 1 with 428 and drag pack with Shaker in a medium or dark blue.

Man... what the world needs is another ZR1/Demon/GT500/GT2 et al that absolutely maxes out the chassis requiring a steep learning curve.

True - Ford could be penny pinching or don’t want to mess with the added complexity or some other reason. An E-diff would pay more dividends in performance than a hybrid injection setup would and its not like the coyote has a bad combustion chamber since they’ve been able to squeeze 12:1 on port injection with the…