Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

“I was writing about this show and doing research at the same time. We go on Tinder and probably swiped on everybody in Los Angeles. We were not even looking, just swiping. I had 252 matches that night, and 400 the next day. So I was going through them all, and one of them had a really cute message. And I said, ‘Oh,…

Man, fuck that. Mr Rogers taught how to have self esteem but not at the expense of compassion for other people. You can feel good about yourself AND not be an entitled fuck head. I don't think any of those shitheads get that

Shit, she might read this - I’M VERY SORRY IRIS

Iris’ takes are good and calm and reasonable. Not sure how our society hasn’t fixed that for her yet. Can I mail her some internet?

Conservative America loves symbols and traditions and rules. It is the basis of their whole reality.

And he was so, so close. His spellcheck got the accent aigu but forgot to feminize the noun. Oh well, he’s about 90% ahead of people who try to type out fiancé/fiancée. I like when I get texts from friends whose spellcheck will send out things like, “My finance and I are thinking about...”

“She say my fuck, and my tongue game a remedy.”

Maybe you don’t.  My vagina locks down around guys who are very obviously not.  I can’t stay turned on if I feel torn between constantly nagging someone or biting my tongue.

I pretty much undress the second I walk through the door as well. Pants off, underwear off, loungewear on, BLISS.

“I mean, going underwear-free doesn’t mean you have to greet your roommate with your legs spread wide open when they walk in the door.”

Anyone else concerned about Pete Davidson? No? Maybe? Ok thanx

I love how this guy is accused or two violent crimes - those two women are lucky they are still alive - and we’ve got people saying he should be under house arrest. lol No. Stop. He should have been denied bail.

According to the NFL: If you (admittedly) grope a woman, you get 3 games. If you smoke marijuana, you get 4 games. If you take PEDs, you get 4 games. If you are accused of hitting a woman, but no charges are filed and the head NFL investigator recommends no punishment after a lengthy investigation, you get 6 games. If…

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

A song titled This is America was plagiarized?

[Alarm bells ring in AMC as they struggle to find another person still willing to watch The Walking Dead.]

YES.

Friend, you can do better.

Dick, Drop Dead Gorgeous (possibly the best teen movie of the last 30 years, and yet I believe impossible to find streaming or even on DVD?), Bring It On, and Get Over It. Kirsten Dunst was the unsung hero of the teen comedies of 96-01 and I LOVE HER.

Dick taught me that I wasn’t the only person who loved arm tickles,…