Don't forget that you'll be meeting up with me and my friend(s) for my birthday lunch! Holy cow, you got sober on my birthday! Magic!

I caught the aftermath of Becky's match and saw her face and the cut to Eva Marie and I knew "Oh shit, Becky lost. Again. Why? This is not cool." She needs to start beating the hell out of everyone else in the division just to make up for what they're (WWE booking and creative) doing to her.

I know people have been having Disqus problems lately. No worries.

She's busy at work. I just texted her. She will make a quick post.

Uh….

THE STRAIGHT SHOOT!

POP CULT CORNER!

"It's too bad this really isn't John Swartzwelder."

Right now, she's poised to be the face of the Women's division on Smackdown, but I don't know how well they're going to build her up. She can't keep facing Natalya all the time. I guess they could just have her whip Eva Marie around for 20 minutes.

I'd like to see Ziggler get a win, build a feud, but I'd also like to see Ambrose retain, too. Smackdown's roster overall needs some more competitors. Maybe they call up Aries, Joe, or Roode. I'm not saying Nakamura because I think he'll go to Raw when that day comes.

I just got your email! I got coerced into work by my boss and missed a bunch of shit!

THE STRAIGHT SHOOT!

POP CULT CORNER!

"1 times 1 is 2."

They won't admit pegging feels right in public. Behind closed doors at their clandestine sex parties, of course they will!

I have plans to jump back into the pool of tepid water that needs its pH balance checked that is dating after I get a new job. So… that could be a while.

Is that the talking horse movie with Bobcat Goldthwait?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I'd say it's worth it. I mean, it'll be a post PPV Raw. Sure, Battleground, but you kinda wanna be there no matter what happened at Battleground.

When Darren Young wins the IC strap, I expect a full coronation!