Just fuck anxiety in general and how it's making me feel equal parts neurotic and depressed this week. I can't concentrate on the things I want to so I feel behind on a lot.

The belief that the only way change will occur is if you put someone in power who will profoundly fuck things up.

I'm partial to Better Off Dead, UHF, and Weekend At Bernie's.

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That does make sense, but I just worry that, since it's been hinted he'll moving on to other non-wrestling things, that it'll be the Cena last hurrah and all the great young talent they've built up will just be cannon fodder.

I enjoyed the book but the film definitely polished up some of Ellis' sloppier writings.

Wait - Cena to Smackdown? Great, he's gonna bury all the call-ups while getting beat downs from the Club. That's like 70/30 booking.

I think they did a great job of adapting the more satirical points of the book.

It's a great film! Wish I still had my blood-spatter Bateman shirt.

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It sucks. That he highlighted problems with creative is not going to sit well with anyone running things, but they probably won't sweat it that much. He deserved better than the gave him and let him twist in the wind. And now they're going back to the brand split, which will be great to get everyone TV time, but…

Rollins returns! Hopefully they move him away from full-on cowardly shitheel, just keep as a heel (who is gonna be more over than their chose "The Guy" in Reigns) and this sets up a nice summer-long feud for the WWE Championship.

As my roommate put it, when will I ever get to see this version of the Misfits in my lifetime?

If you end up at the Chicago one, let me know.

I'm gonna say Swamp Thing until I read Moon Knight and get a better understanding of their powers.

Oh, I wish I was going to Denver. Nope, I'll be at the Chicago one.

I have my suspicions they'll be on their own separate stages.