That is the worst fucking day! Oh man…. You're alive and here, where it's safe.

Picked up The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All by Laird Barron on recommendation our own Cappadocious made elsewhere to another. Got through one story and very enjoyable. Meditative supernatural horror it seems.

I finished a short story of mine and I'll post a link for it soon (if a self-promotion/creative writing thread gets put up today).

That is the lousiest fucking week man. Chin up and don't let it eat you.

Pop Culture Corner

I'm sure he has, just not with the same enthusiasm as Rogen.

Same reason Eddie Murphy is up at number 5.

Cookie Monster has bogarted all the cookies, dammit!

It's two things?

GO TEAM VENTURE!

Seth Rogen?

They have to fit 10 more people after John Stamos and his ego.

All it takes is one innocent viewing of the pilot episode to unlock the plague of prolonged and unquantifiable suffering upon your soul.

It's advised that the first 10 rows wear ponchos as they may get wet.

The Rock is going to walk into the The People's Choice Awards show, raise the People's Eyebrow to the People's Camera, shake the People's Hands, then he's gonna take that People's Choice Award, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick straight up Jane Lynch's candyass!

Maybe he's got that Loud Howard problem.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S FUNNY! DO YOU NOT GET COMEDY?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

This one needs to win, people.

I'd actually like to hear that one done with banjos.

Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not to Come